Crashed somewhere not nice

captaineverlastinggobstopper:

“Handsome huh? Thank you, gorgeous,” He grinned happily. But Jack’s smile quickly froze and faded as he recognised the familiar cry in the background. “Daleks? The local life-forms are Daleks?” He shuddered at the thought of them, as the old memory of his first death flashed in his brain. “We’ll wait until it’s day then, but until then, I’ll keep you company on here.” Smiling gently, Jack couldn’t help but feel a lot of admiration for Oswin for keeping it together, even at threat of Daleks. 

Oswin’s smile grew. “Really? Oh, you lovely man, I won’t forget this,” she grinned. “You know them then. They already got my crew but I managed to trap them out, their technology is not that hard to hack. They only come out at night…” She looked back for a moment, making sure the door was still closed. “Which means I sleep during the day and during the night… I make soufflés and listen music? That’s pretty much it around here. Never thought I’d miss pizza this much! You have the most dashing smile. Tell me about you, Smile: anything you can think of. I miss talking to people.”  

captaineverlastinggobstopper:

thewomanwhowasatimelady:

captaineverlastinggobstopper:

“Well, I have a Hub,” Jack indicated to the area around him, before realising Oswin couldn’t actually see him, and put his arms down. “I also I have a Vortex Manipulator, which if I can hack into, I could maybe use to come and teleport us both out. We’ll figure it out, but first things first, what kind of lifeforms…?” Jack’s words trailed off, as his eyes widened in delight, a grin spreading across his face as he realised what she said. “You know Rose Tyler? I haven’t seen her in so long…wow, how is she? Still her wonderful self?” He beamed. 

“I bet I can hack into that! I can hack into everything, I’m the one who made a forcefield for the ship,” she grinned, “You have a computer close to you, right? I’ll put the screen on, so at least we can chat face to face.” Oswin wrote quickly the code on her keyboard. “And Rose! Oh, Rose! The kindest heart… and the prettiest face! But I swear, I only flirted a little.” It would have been creepy flirt more than two seconds after finding out that Rose had been her father’s… something. Lover, probably. “There… we… go!” she exclaimed, as the computer was connected to the screen closest to him. 

Jack swung around to the nearest computer screen as it flashed up, and an attractive brunette dressed in red appeared on his screen, “Well hello there, Captain Jack Hark- Sorry, force of habit.” He grinned. “Only flirted a little huh?” Jack smiled slyly, before continuing with, “You’re good with computers? You can hack into the Vortex Manipulator? Fantastic, what do you need me to do at this end?” 

“What I would need you to do? Oh, I can’t tell you what I’m thinking, Captain Hot. Just don’t touch the Vortex Manipulator now… and you can keep talking and being handsome there, which always helps,” she grinned at him, before a loud crashing sound made her jump. “Oh, it’s night. Give me a sec, I have to close the doors behind me.” Oswin tried to smile but as soon as she had finished talking, the first ‘EXTERMINATE!’ filled the room. She was out of her chair in a second, going to close the door that separated her from the kitchen and bedroom, as the Daleks continued their attack, ordering her to surrender. She turned on the radio to cover their voices and locked the doors, taking a deep breath to calm herself down because their voices were far now and she was maybe getting closer to leave, finally.
“I’m sorry, the local life-forms I told you about,” she said as she sat back, not looking at him but focusing on the keyboard, “I already hacked in their technology as well, they won’t be able to come in. But I wouldn’t want you to get caught between us, which is why we’ll have to wait until it’s day before getting the Vortex Manipulator to work, they always go away when it’s daylight.”

captaineverlastinggobstopper:

“Well, I have a Hub,” Jack indicated to the area around him, before realising Oswin couldn’t actually see him, and put his arms down. “I also I have a Vortex Manipulator, which if I can hack into, I could maybe use to come and teleport us both out. We’ll figure it out, but first things first, what kind of lifeforms…?” Jack’s words trailed off, as his eyes widened in delight, a grin spreading across his face as he realised what she said. “You know Rose Tyler? I haven’t seen her in so long…wow, how is she? Still her wonderful self?” He beamed. 

“I bet I can hack into that! I can hack into everything, I’m the one who made a forcefield for the ship,” she grinned, “You have a computer close to you, right? I’ll put the screen on, so at least we can chat face to face.” Oswin wrote quickly the code on her keyboard. “And Rose! Oh, Rose! The kindest heart… and the prettiest face! But I swear, I only flirted a little.” It would have been creepy flirt more than two seconds after finding out that Rose had been her father’s… something. Lover, probably. “There… we… go!” she exclaimed, as the computer was connected to the screen closest to him. 

captaineverlastinggobstopper:

Still in surprise, Jack took a split second to compose himself before replying cheerily, “Hello there, Oswin Oswald. I’m Captain Jack Harkness, head of Torchwood Three, and I guess, well, you could say I’m your rescue team now,” Jack laughed. “Do you know where are you exactly Oswin? I can come and get you.” 

Oswin stared at the console for a few seconds, eyes wide. She could have cried. “Are you serious? You can come and get me? You have a spaceship? I can get the coordinates but when you’ll be close to the planet you’ll have to warn me, there is a barrier to break and… it has to be during the day, you don’t want to be around here during the night, the local lifeforms are not exactly… cute.” she explained excitedly, only calming at the mention of her company. Then his name clicked. “Jack Harkness! Rose Tyler’s Jack? I talked a lot to her, she always says I should met you because apparently we are alike? Oh, this is lovely!”

captaineverlastinggobstopper:

thewomanwhowasatimelady:

captaineverlastinggobstopper started following you

Oswin needed to talk to someone. The Daleks were coming closer to her spaceship again and even if she wasn’t going to have any luck finding a ride, she needed to distract herself from their voices calling for her.

She sat at her computer and started sending the signal everywhere as usual, hoping that someone would respond. Unexpectedly, a beep informer her that her signal had entered another computer.

“Hello? Can anyone hear me?

Jack stared at his Vortex manipulator in surprise, as it beeped and flashed to notify him that it had just picked up a distress signal. He arched his eyebrows and looked around the empty place. The hell could have that come from? He thought to himself. Suddenly, a woman’s voice echoed from nowhere. Jack immediately stood up right, and called out, “Hello? Who are you?” 

Oswin clapped her hands in delight. “Yes! Hello! I’m Oswin Oswald, junior entertainment manager starship Alaska! My ship crashed somewhere… not nice a couple of weeks ago and I’m sending trying to reach the station for a rescue team! And you are…?” 

Fuck marry kill. Put three names in my askbox.

captaineverlastinggobstopper started following you

Oswin needed to talk to someone. The Daleks were coming closer to her spaceship again and even if she wasn’t going to have any luck finding a ride, she needed to distract herself from their voices calling for her.

She sat at her computer and started sending the signal everywhere as usual, hoping that someone would respond. Unexpectedly, a beep informer her that her signal had entered another computer.

“Hello? Can anyone hear me?

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carouselofobsession:

dogmemory:

stretchingmygroin:

heysammy:

istehlurvz:

JUST PRESS PLAY.

AND PICTURE TO YOURSELF

A SUPERNATURAL GAME

IN MARIO STYLE.

SHHHHHHHHH

PRESENTING A SUPERNATURAL GAME IN MARIO STYLE:

I love Tumblr. So much, you don’t even know…

itsmorifarty:

sometimes when i’m sad i just remember that my dad and uncle were once suspended for 2 weeks for “assaulting” one of their teachers with a plunger

and when confronted by the principal they both just said “we are the daleks”

Never have I ever…

Let’s play “Never Have I Ever”. Cross out all of the things that you have done. You might just see that there are people just like you out there.


Sexual

  • Never have I ever kissed a girl.
  • Never have I ever kissed a boy.
  • Never have I ever received/given a blowjob, hand job, eating out.
  • Never have I ever had sex.
  • Never have I ever fallen in love.
  • Never have I ever cheated on someone.
  • Never have I ever been cheated on. 
Life
  • Never have I ever gotten into a fight.
  • Never have I ever done something illegal.
  • Never have I ever gotten wasted.
  • Never have I ever used an illegal drug.
  • Never have I ever snuck out.
  • Never have I ever stolen something.
  • Never have I ever vandalized something.
  • Never have I ever lost a family member due to death.
  • Never have I ever been in a life or death situation.
  • Never have I ever been arrested.
  • Never have I ever been fired from a job.

Emotions

  • Never have I ever been kept up at night due to guilt. 
  • Never have I ever laughed so hard I cried.
  • Never have I ever been abused physically.
  • Never have I ever cried myself to sleep.
  • (Never have I ever wished that I was someone else.)
  • Never have I ever wanted to kill myself.
  • Never have I ever tried to kill myself.
  • Never have I ever felt like an outcast.
  • Never have I ever wanted to do something just so I would fit in.

Friendships

  • Never have I ever ruined my friendship with someone.
  • Never have I ever had a friend leave me for other people.
  • Never have I ever been kicked out of a friend group.
  • Never have I ever wanted to fuck one of my friends.
  • Never have I ever been friendless.

School

  • Never have I ever failed a test.
  • Never have I ever cut class.
  • Never have I ever had to eat alone. 
  • Never have I ever failed a course.
  • Never have I ever been suspended.
  • Never have I ever received detention.
  • Never have I ever dropped out of school.

Human!Impala open RP

babythemostimportantimpala:

Hello! I’m looking for my boys and pie!